Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Smaller distressed white sans-serif block

Smaller distressed white sans-serif block text below reads "I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful

and it only takes him fifty years to realize trees leave

Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Smaller distressed white sans-serif blockFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across