Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL An orange rounded rectangle frames

An orange rounded rectangle frames a cartoon beer mug filled with amber liquid and white foam

" A hand-drawn illustration of a large rack of barbecue ribs sits below

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

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Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL An orange rounded rectangle framesNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters