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Baseball clubs like this one gave working towns in Washington a sense of pride and belonging long before the major leagues looked west

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Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed

Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield-shaped emblem

Carl's Custodial Arts Academy - Breakfast Club - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L IN" above a blue neon-outlineCarl's academy teaches the only curriculum that matters, accumulating quiet power one master key at a time. Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION." above a steel blue oval badge with dashed stitching detail containing a digital illustration of Carl the janitor's