My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Dark green sans-serif text at

Dark green sans-serif text at the bottom reads "DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS

surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

and Butch's laughter is the last sane response either of them manages

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Dark green sans-serif text atSanta's sleigh is only his second favorite thing to ride, and he's not even subtle about announcing the first. Naughty list management has always been more of a personal hobby than a professional obligation. The Details: Arched white groovy lowercase text reads "my other ride is your mom" in a rounded retro typeface. Below, a detailed white vintage engraving style illustration depicts Santa Claus seated in his sleigh, waving with one hand raised. Fit