Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White especially when your only training

especially when your only training was dodging a paperboy and two dollars

" Red text reads "HAMMOND" and "LOUISIANA" flanking "1946

Compensation in Big Whiskey flows strictly toward the man holding the deed

and a tactical vest

Printing it in bold across your chest just removes the need to say it out loud

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White especially when your only trainingRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon