I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

Arched distressed white block text reads "SPICOLI" above a vintage television illustration with rabbit ear antennas

Large cyan letters "ICS" with horizontal speed lines striped through them sit beside a cyan silhouette of a running figure in mid-stride

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard"Bleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I