Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL and you still flinch when

and you still flinch when you open the mailbox

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" above "I'M A" in a smaller size

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Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL and you still flinch whenBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact