Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san gabriel and white fill contains bold

and white fill contains bold red italic text reading "Michael Myers" in a brand-parody serif font

flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint

) proclaiming equality beyond the grave

" Cursive script below reads "South Carolina League" and "Class D Baseball" above a decorative swash

Minnesota baseball had deep roots long before the Twins arrived

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san gabriel and white fill contains boldReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with