Save the Neck for Me Clark - Women's T-Shirt Color:Irish Green but the Empire runs on

but the Empire runs on vibes and quarters glued to the floor

TAKE THE CANNOLI

Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8:45 PM

flanked by "Since" and "1989

Bold orange display text below reads "Halloween

Save the Neck for Me Clark - Women's T-Shirt Color:Irish Green but the Empire runs onCalling dibs on the turkey neck at a holiday dinner is the kind of bold culinary move that only a man in an RV parked in the driveway would make. Everyone else fights over dark meat like amateurs. The Details: Cream colored text arches across the top, reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK." Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights. The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs and small red berries.