The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Bold white arched serif text

Bold white arched serif text reads "BOATIN'" above a white illustration of a crushed beer can flanked by blue wave accents

flanked by distressed green "19" and "28

Cotton breathes

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Inspired by King of The Hill

The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Bold white arched serif textRumsfield treating a cul de sac like a forward operating base is the most honest portrayal of retired military energy ever filmed. Art bringing a cooler to a stakeout proves paranoia pairs best with snacks. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic book style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson, Art Weingartner, and Lt. Mark Rumsfield. Bold yellow and pink block text reads