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Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

Naming the dancers after himself is exactly the kind of move a guy who counts blueberries per muffin would consider branding genius

holding a pen near his mouth

even if his business partnerships come with significantly shorter life expectancies

Booking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises

Let's Get Baked - Christmas Cookie - Unisex T-Shirt arcade Knowing where every skeleton hidesGingerbread men walk around with permanent smiles and glazed eyes, which honestly explains a lot about their lifestyle choices. That little guy found the holiday spirit and then smoked it. The Details: Distressed white text reading "LET'S GET" arches across the top in a playful rounded font. A cartoon orange gingerbread man with white icing trim, green bow tie, green buttons, and green eyes stands centered, flanked by two white snowflake accents.