If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL and life philosophy compressed into

and life philosophy compressed into one beautiful syllable screamed at maximum volume

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

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White script reads "Memorial" above bold white block text "GOLF TOURNAMENT

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If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL and life philosophy compressed intoRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered