If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather grinning mid-stride with white-gloved hands

grinning mid-stride with white-gloved hands and a large scoop topped with a red cherry

Arched cream Western-serif text reads "MEMPHIS" above smaller lines reading "SOUTHERN" and "ASSOCIATION

Distressed white cursive script reads "Nailed" above bold italic serif text reading "It

Inspired by The Empire Strikes Back

Moe's Tavern

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather grinning mid-stride with white-gloved handsGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.