Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and the Tri-Lambs wore that

and the Tri-Lambs wore that chaos like a letterman jacket

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Parallel parking instruction is just jaw clenching and rubbin'

rendered in a weathered style with star-pattern hubcaps

Burned-out neon letters doing more comedic heavy lifting than the entire script is peak sequel energy

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and the Tri-Lambs wore thatTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script