Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Scattered around the portrait are

Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins

Raw egg yolks and self-help tapes built that brain

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

both wearing matching green argyle sweater vests over light blue button-up shirts in a staged family portrait pose

Cursive script across the center reads "Roller Bowl

Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Scattered around the portrait areReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,