Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top ut2-rebuilt Punctuation is the only thing

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

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axe over shoulder

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

A high-contrast posterized portrait of Ben Richards in white ink with red splatter accents across the face fills the center

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top ut2-rebuilt Punctuation is the only thingJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading