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Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

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Pop Wheelies Not Pills - Unisex T-Shirt fighters Posterized photographic portrait depicts aSanta ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D. A. R. E. poster that finally snapped and went full send. Turns out the war on drugs peaked with a guy in red gear doing stunts nobody asked for. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in his red suit and hat pops a wheelie on a mountain bike, front wheel lifted high, rendered in red,