American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black " with a decorative swoosh

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Seeking ancient wisdom at a fortune cookie factory requires the kind of faith that only a true martial arts romantic possesses

Cursive white script reads "Skate" and "at

High-contrast grayscale portrait depicts Tommy DeVito in a suit with arms crossed

Blue text below reads "348 South La Brea Avenue

American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black " with a decorative swooshPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."