Psstkt Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Built to resemble a Mississippi

Built to resemble a Mississippi paddlewheeler

Featuring the tagline "We buy and sell junk

and decades of Hollywood royalty

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Arched distressed white block text reads "LET'S GET" across the top

Psstkt Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Built to resemble a MississippiBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold