Deez Nuts Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt oak lawn rendered in a 1950s pulp

rendered in a 1950s pulp sci-fi cartoon style surrounded by scattered white stars

Red hand-lettered text with yellow outlines and a 3D shadow effect reads "SKATELAND" at the top of an inverted triangle with a jagged yellow border enclosing a blue center

Nobody in the history of office equipment has ever known what that message means

and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

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