Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Turns out being untouchable requires

Turns out being untouchable requires not building the thing that touches back

with smaller golden-yellow text reading "LITTLE PRESENTS YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

" Teal script below reads "Chinatown

beside a cartoon portrait of Phil Connors in a gray herringbone coat and yellow scarf holding a microphone

Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Turns out being untouchable requiresCalling a baseball swing a touchdown takes the same confident wrongness as bringing a hockey stick to a basketball game. The vintage script commits so hard your brain accepts it for three full seconds before the betrayal registers. The Details: Flowing white cursive script reads "Touchdown" with a swooping tail underline extending from the word. A white vintage illustration depicts a baseball batter in full swing, wearing a cap, uniform, and cleats,