WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Calling yourself a master baiter

Calling yourself a master baiter on a shirt is the confidence equivalent of naming your boat something sexual and acting surprised when the marina talks

with "Chicago" in a matching cursive script at the bottom

Bold yellow-outlined dark block text reads "RESTING BEACH FACE" stacked in three lines

Whether you’re chasing down criminals

Batting practice hits different when the whole lineup shows up in face paint and nobody says a word

WWJBD - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Calling yourself a master baiterMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"