I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

Arched white uppercase sans-serif text reads "WHAT YOU GOT ON MY 40 HOMIE

the other half just heard the theme song

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey THAT'S TWO DOLLARSBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked