Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors with a grinning anthropomorphic moon

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

it carried the warmth of a neighborhood institution

Gray posterized illustration of Station depicts the merged alien figure with arms raised overhead

gripping an M134 minigun

" with yellow cursive script reading "Winner" at the bottom

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors with a grinning anthropomorphic moonCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.