Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Muscle Tank goonies making it the perfect conversation

making it the perfect conversation starter at holiday parties

Distressed white arched text reads "WHY DON'T YOU" above "MAKE LIKE A

and red sneakers are framed inside a rounded rectangle border in yellow and light blue

Large golden-yellow slab-serif text reads "COCKTAILS" below

" with a small baseball illustration to its right

Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Muscle Tank goonies making it the perfect conversationJoe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives, where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri. Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce. The Details: Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M 80 firecracker, flanked by white text reading