Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt real genius " A distressed golden-yellow illustration

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in an upright pose stands beside a bat

Red brush-script lettering reads "The Tikis" above a retro hand-drawn tropical scene depicting a carved tiki totem

design is a tribute to Los Angeles County Fire Department’s most legendary paramedics

Fair is fair

with condensed black sans-serif text reading "EASTERN LEAGUE" and "CLASS A BASEBALL

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt real genius " A distressed golden-yellow illustrationPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one