Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Curved white rounded retro text

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

KMG-365—you're cleared to wear it

Light blue cursive script reads "Seraphs" above white text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

Arched blue block text reads "CLARKSVILLE" above a cartoon colt mascot in a blue uniform and cap

and two small red bats

Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Curved white rounded retro textReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"