Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie bay area Angular white Greek-style text reads

Angular white Greek-style text reads "JAVELIN TOSS" around a diagonal javelin flanked by purple-socked sneakers mid-stride

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Repping a team whose members will never hold a meeting

California" above clean uppercase text reading "ESTABLISHED 1959

Bold white sans-serif text reads "SPACEBALLS" across the top

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie bay area Angular white Greek-style text readsMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow