Bigfoot Bruh - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of George

A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer

Spilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout

and honestly she knew before you sat down

right behind putting cheese in a spray can

Class D ball meant everything to a small Iowa city that lived and breathed summer baseball

Bigfoot Bruh - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of GeorgeBigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster finally meet under a moonlit sky and the deepest thing either can say is "bruh." Decades of evading cameras together and one syllable apparently covers the whole relationship. The Details: Golden crescent moon and white stars dot the sky above layered green evergreen pines and a distant treeline. A speech bubble reading "BRUH" floats between Bigfoot, seated on golden brown rocks at the shoreline, and the Loch Ness