Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex Tank Top new Listing mahogany and leather-bound books

Listing mahogany and leather-bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self-awareness

and red-orange run beneath the text

Finishing a 96-ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system

Cedar Rapids fielded the Rabbits in the Western Association beginning in 1896

Distressed white text below reads "Smoke Brisket" over "Not Meth

Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex Tank Top new Listing mahogany and leather-bound booksHonest Abe freed the enslaved, preserved the Union, and never once complained about the open bar. The least you can do is have one in his honor. The Details: Large bold white block lettering reads "DRINKIN' FOR" across the top, with a warmly toned peach vintage engraved portrait of Abraham Lincoln (distinctive beard, heavy brow, solemn expression) standing in for his name at the lower right. Two tone white and peach illustration on a deep navy ground.