What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Hoodie surf Golden-tan silhouette of California sits

Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

" Pink and magenta block letters spell "LANES" below

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Hoodie surf Golden-tan silhouette of California sitsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.