Trophy Husband - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

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Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Both slightly disreputable and perpetually beaten to hell

Hoping both teams have fun is the emotional equivalent of bringing a salad to a barbecue

Trophy Husband - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Arched distressed white text readsEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for