President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_80s rendered in a weathered style

rendered in a weathered style with star-pattern hubcaps

Burton Mercer ordering three Orange Whips while Chicago burns around him is the most assertive thing a man has ever done with zero authority

A baseball with visible stitching sits below alongside "79'

gripping an M134 minigun

Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_80s rendered in a weathered styleTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text