Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Nakatomi Corporation's holiday party planning

Nakatomi Corporation's holiday party planning committee really nailed the venue but completely underestimated the guest list

Bold outlined block letters read "EST

it might just tip over your car

and red sparks radiating outward

with white sans-serif numbers from "-3" to "3" marking the scale

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Nakatomi Corporation's holiday party planningAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."