The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt fighters Distressed powder-blue block serif text

Distressed powder-blue block serif text reads "BEACH PIRATES" flanked by two small white stars

A retro-futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying yellow taxi cab with a checkered stripe and rooftop "TAXI" sign sits centered

Inspired by Friday and Rad

Large script below reads "Shoemakers" with decorative underline flourishes

and the lanes became another destination worth the drive

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt fighters Distressed powder-blue block serif textCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie