Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and engineering schematics fill the

and engineering schematics fill the background

Some villains get elaborate death traps

Establishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Finger guns are the universal sign of a man who peaked emotionally at his first club championship

Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and engineering schematics fill theNaming your retail empire "Tall & Fat" is the kind of radical honesty that makes every focus group consultant weep. Melon built 150 locations by refusing to pretend big guys wanted to shop somewhere called "The Slender Gentleman." Inspired by Back to School. The Details: Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white to light blue gradient fill and dark border, containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble