Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scifi A white line-art illustration of

A white line-art illustration of a switchblade comb

" Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE INDEPENDENCE

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A white illustrated bald eagle with spread wings clutches a golden yellow beer mug with white foam

Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scifi A white line-art illustration ofJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white