What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

but owning every room without trying is legendary

Opening in the 1950s

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Letting off some steam was never just a quip

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernaturalNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.