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Hawaiian Cottage - Cherry Hill, NJ - Vintage Tiki Bar - Women's T-Shirt funnyhot Ned Ryerson doesn't sell insuranceThe Hawaiian Cottage brought a slice of Polynesian paradise to suburban Cherry Hill in the 1960s, transforming Route 38 into an unlikely gateway to the South Pacific. This Continental Polynesian restaurant became a beloved fixture in South Jersey's dining scene, serving exotic cocktails in carved tiki mugs while families gathered around tables adorned with bamboo and tropical blooms. During the height of America's tiki craze, when escape to faraway