It's Only Treason If You Lose - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Curved white rounded retro text

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

Cyan cursive script reads "Be Nice" above a high-contrast black and white stencil-art portrait of Dalton with wavy hair and arms crossed

but the Owls endured because they belonged to Hagerstown itself

Somewhere a math teacher is humming this at a party and nobody will talk to them for the rest of December

which is exactly the level of dignity it deserves

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Curved white rounded retro textGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below