Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Every office has a guy

Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence

test tubes in a rack

Ninjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare

which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

clubs like this gave Kokomo its own piece of America's pastime

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Every office has a guyWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue