Mount Rushmore Beers - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Distressed golden-yellow text in a
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Distressed golden-yellow text in a Star Wars crawl-inspired font reads "I'M A LONER DOTTIE
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Mount Rushmore Beers - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Distressed golden-yellow text in aMount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture. Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight. The Details: White illustration in a screen print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Lincoln each raising amber colored beer pints. Red and blue firework bursts with white dots fill the sky above the
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