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Whether it's against Bokblins

And yes: these are definitely "paw-positive"

Attempted Murder Size:One size Ideal auch als Geschenk fürDid you know that a group of crows in English is called a "Murder of Crows"? That's not a threat, but simply the official technical term and at the same time the perfect template for a joke that really hits the mark. Because what do you see here? Exactly: two crows. Not enough for a complete "murder". So at best it's an Attempted Murder attempted murder, ornithologically speaking. The two birds on the branch look so innocent, as if this wasn't their