Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL one with shaggy dark hair

one with shaggy dark hair and a goatee on the left

Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre

Arched distressed black serif text reads "BLACK CROWS" above smaller black text reading "Est

Green serif text below reads "THE RARE & ELUSIVE" above bold green block letters reading "DILL DOE

Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL one with shaggy dark hairReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with