Maximum America - Unisex T-Shirt newburgh Featuring a hilarious design that

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Maximum America - Unisex T-Shirt newburgh Featuring a hilarious design thatA man, an eagle, and a lit firecracker. Nobody's stopping this. Nobody's even trying. The Details: Bold white block text reads "MAXIMUM AMERICA" across the top. Below, a detailed white vintage illustration depicts a man in a baseball cap crouching nose to beak with a bald eagle perched on a rock, lighting a firecracker on the ground between them while the eagle watches with full attention. Single color white print on vivid royal blue. Fit & Fabric: