The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Navy Distressed white block uppercase text

Distressed white block uppercase text below reads "USED TO SAY" followed by "HEY HEY HEY" in quotation marks

" above a chunky pixel-art illustration of a hockey player with the number "99" and a small red pixel blood splatter accent

with curved white text below reading "SEA URCHINS

" Surrounding black text reads "PHONE

River tubing is just day drinking with a current and a more forgiving dress code

The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Navy Distressed white block uppercase textAnswering the call of beavers with the same reverent tone people use for mountain summits is the most committed bit of plausible deniability since "I read it for the articles." Grandma sees a nature lover, your friends see a confession. The Details: Flowing golden yellow script text reads "The Beavers Are Calling" across the top. Below, a detailed vintage style illustration depicts a beaver sitting on a riverbank, rendered in golden brown and dark