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Red italic script below lists fictional inventory in rows including "whistling bungholes

Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th

Large red block letters "BAN ONE" dominate the center of the plate

and orange toppings wears a red gift bow

Turtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational

America Land of The Free - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Red italic script below listsEagles clutching arrows and olive branches is the visual equivalent of a firm handshake that lasts two seconds too long. Patriotic fonts that can't decide if they witnessed the Revolution or the Bicentennial honestly track for a country still workshopping its identity. The Details: Bold red groovy block text reads "AMERICA" above a distressed blue heraldic bald eagle with spread wings, perched on olive branches and arrows, flanked by red serif