Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age green This is the perfect gift

This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns

If you’re challenged by a particular part of your body

As every busy modern woman knows

and a desire to get witchy

The 'tortegli' demanded by Michelangelo in the 1500s

Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age green This is the perfect giftokes and haikus have a common goal: to pack the greatest punch in the most succinct way possible. In Eating Salad Drunk, today's biggest names in comedy come together to do just that, with hilarious, poignant, and (sometimes) dirty haikus about living and coping in our modern burnout age. Contributors include Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Ian Black, Aubrey Plaza, Margaret Cho, Maria Bamford, Ray Romano, Aparna Nancherla, Ziwe Fumudoh, Chris Gethard, Sasheer