Blue Raspberry Slush Fund activity-running Trouble deciding which pair of

Trouble deciding which pair of shades to wear

So bright the Dynamo’s next opponent won’t see the L coming

and won't slip or bounce while you bring down the Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer

they refuse to sink

you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache

Blue Raspberry Slush Fund activity-running Trouble deciding which pair of"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?! Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half rim shades you've been flashing all over town?! The blue stained tongue? The sticky fingers? We can't be