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Radical indifference turns out to be the one philosophy that actually survives nihilists

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they carried a community's identity into every game

Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make

Jack Burton 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt outdoors Green distressed illustration of TheRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon